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My username comes from the fact that I am a player of Launchball.
A bit about me: I'm Thomas Michael William Patrick Sales. I'm 30 years old[1], and used to attend Overton Grange School as a sixth former[1] before moving on to study bookkeeping and Sage at Sutton College, Access to Higher Education in Business and in September 2016 I will move on to start a Mathematics degree with Foundation year.[2] I live in Churchill Road[3], North Cheam,[4] and have been diagnosed with Asperger syndrome[1] and am on the special needs register; despite being of above average intelligence, I find it difficult to communicate, form social relationships and play creatively.[5] I am a Freeman of the City of London[1], member of the Royal Society of St. George[1] and am armigerous[1]. I was born to Jane Suzanne[6] Sales (née Southcott, 1 October 1963 - 26 January 2014)[6] and Michael Patrick Sales (18 March 1950 - 25 September 2017[7]). I have a sister, Genefer, who was a carer for me and my parents[8] and represented London at the 9th Pride of Britain Awards.[9]
Articles I created or assisted with
[edit]Created
[edit]- Eliza Legzdina[10]
- Punam Krishan
- Guess (song) (with Lk95)
- Kim Ye-ji (sport shooter)
- Apple (song) (with This0k)
- Milkie Way
- Wargasm (band) (with Georgeykiwi and Issan Sumisu)
- Sammy Virji
- Dead Pony (with Georgeykiwi)
- Tobey (song) (with Dxneo)
- Houdini (Eminem song) (with Lk95)
- David Fishwick
- Can't Touch This (game show)[10]
- Toby Olubi[10]
- George Webster (presenter)
- Honey Revenge (with Georgeykiwi)
- Silence Is Loud[10]
- Ola Labib
- North West (rapper)
- Shiva (British band)[10]
- DellaXOZ
- Live into 85
- Nxdia
- Spider (musician)
- Jonny Pelham[10]
- Boyz Unlimited[10]
- Simone Murphy[10]
- Greens (English restaurant)
- Debbie Currie
- Nighat Arif
- Neil Sean
- Swim School (with Georgeykiwi)
- Donna Taggart[10]
- Bittersweet Goodbye[10]
- Porij[10]
- Tasha Ghouri
- James Marriott (musician) (with Georgeykiwi)
- Hey Tracey!
- Charlie Deakin Davies
- M-Beat[10]
- HorsegiirL[10]
- Yunè Pinku[10]
- Lewis OfMan
- Nia Archives[10]
- Hannah Grae
- Nieve Ella
- Lucy Tun
- Megan Barton-Hanson
- Salute (musician)
- Coupdekat
- Messy in Heaven[10]
- Matilda Cole
- Tony Tribe
- George Daniel
- No Rome[10]
- Coco & Clair Clair[11]
- Molly Burman
- Punctual
- Majestic (musician)
- Nonô (musician)
- Georgia Twinn[11]
- Ellie Dixon[11]
- Davy's on the Road Again
- Bou (musician)
- Kenya Grace
- Dianne Lee
- Sinderella
- Ur Mum
- Tommy Villiers
- Maisi
- Chip Hawkes
- Skepsis (musician)
- Turno (musician)
- Olivia Benson (cat)
- 2023 concert abuse spate
- Reason (software)
- Feel It (MJ Cole song)
- Froge.tour
- Parthenope Wald-Harding
- Nice 2 Me
- Froge.mp3
- Mike "Hitman" Wilson
- Updown
- A Little Sound
- Switch Disco
- Rebecca Jane
- Mark Curry (rapper)
- Beachin
- The Game (band)
- Carla Monroe
- Jazzy (singer)
- Rhian Teasdale
- On & On (Piri & Tommy song)
- Soft Spot (song)
- House Gospel Choir
- goddard.
- Unlock It
- LK (Carolina Carol Bela)
- Charlotte Haining
- Keith Marshall (musician)
- bshp
- Loud LDN
- Willow Kayne
- Anthony Benedict Thompson
- Benz (group)
- Ben Ofoedu
- Vibe Chemistry
- Charlotte Plank
- Matty Healy
- Jordan Stephens
- Issey Cross
- venbee
- Caity Baser (with 03md)
- Kemah Bob[12]
- piri
- Riddiculous (with Max263)
- Henry Lewis (playwright)
- Anthonia Edwards
- Jordan Gray
- Kenneth Robinson (broadcaster)
- Angelle (singer)
- Blessing Chitapa
- Big Zuu (with COYB01)
- Noosha Fox
- Victoria Ekanoye
- Jay Blades
- The Kidd Creole
- Frankee Connolly
- Phipps Bridge
- List of UK Singles Sales Chart number ones
- Desiree Burch
- Aisha Toussaint
- J Hus
- Tenable
- My Kind of Girl
- Make Me an Egghead
- Debatable (TV show)
- The Alphabet Game
- Cash Trapped
- Anne-Marie (singer)
- The Question Jury
- It's Not Me, It's You (game show)
- Stay With Me Till Dawn
- Steve Hamilton (broadcaster)
- Masterpiece (game show)
- Parry Glasspool
- The Getaway Car
- Insert Name Here
- For What It's Worth (game show)
- Louisa Johnson
- Walk like a Panther
- Busy Earnin'
- 99 Souls
- Format:B
- The Changingman
- WSTRN
- Pick Me!
- KDA (DJ)
- Redemption (Sigma song)
- Another Lonely Night (Adam Lambert song)
- KStewart
- Eyes Shut
- Nick Brewer
- Robin Houston
- Waiting Game (Banks song)
- Around the World (Natalie La Rose song)
- One Hundred And Eighty
- Chloe Angelides
- Dane Baptiste
- Bibi Bourelly
- Celebrity Fifteen to One
- Sigala (musician)
- SummerThing!
- You Love Me (Melissa Steel song)
- Rebound (game show)
- Freeze Out (game show)
- Angela Ekaette
- Hello Campers
- Guess This House
- David Morgan (comedian)
- Safeword (game show)
- Scorpio (Dennis Coffey song)
- Cccan't You See
- Hive Minds
- Lucy Beaumont
- Ooh Wee (Mark Ronson song)
- David Zowie
- Intenso Project
- I Can't Lose
- Shine (Years & Years song)
- Come and Get It (John Newman song)
- Going Back to My Roots
- Beat the Brain
- Ellie Laine
- Neal Howard
- Cool (Alesso song)
- London Buses route 467
- True Mathematics
- Can't Stop the Love (Neon Jungle song)
- Break the Rules (Charli XCX song)
- Blame It on Me (George Ezra song)
- Let It Be (Labrinth song)
- Life is a Minestrone
- L.A. Mix
- Kisses for Breakfast (song)
- Come Over (Clean Bandit song)
- Changing (Sigma song)
- Tell Her (Rizzle Kicks song)
- Always (MK song)
- What Are You Waiting For? (The Saturdays song)
- Won't Look Back
- If I Go
- Right Here (Jess Glynne song)
- Home (Naughty Boy song)
- Home (Leah McFall song)
- Giant in My Heart
- Louder (Neon Jungle song)
- Lay Me Down (Pixie Lott song)
- Make U Bounce
- Thea Austin (with GoingBatty)
- Pauline Bennett
- A+E
- The Days of Pearly Spencer
- Steve Hewlett
- Oliver Heldens
- German Whip
- Routine Check
- Meridian Dan
- Sharna Bass
- 5 Minutes (Tinie Tempah song)
- Ejector Seat
- Black Widow (song)
- Hideaway (Kiesza song)
- Triggerfinger (song)
- Sweet Nothin's
- I Gave You Power
- Jax Jones
- Sigma (band)
- I Got U
- DJ Hoppa
- Just Loving You
- I'm Gonna Get You (Bizarre Inc song)
- Feel The Heat (album)
- Send Me On My Way
- Braveheart (song)
- Dibby Dibby Sound (with Greenock125)
- Flappy Bird (with Andise1)
- Somewhere Down the Crazy River
- Take Your Partner by the Hand
- Angels Go Bald:Too
- Switch (Howie B song)
- Turn the Dark Off
- Damage Control (album)
- Cirrus (song)
- Ollie Locke
- Luisa Zissman
- Linda Nolan
- New Malden High Street
- London Buses route K5 (with CourtneyBonnick)
- Treat 'Em Right
- Caravan capitalism
- Sam Bailey[13]
- St. Anthony's Hospital, London
- Sutton High Street
- No. 7 (brand)
- Sexy Lady (Jessie J song)
- Bandon Hill Cemetery
- The Battle Between the Burps and Farts
- Aiden Dillard
- Lady Leshurr (with Alison)
- Georgina Anderson
- Jeanne Sauvé Catholic School
- Thigh gap (with The Whispering Wind)
- Storm Queen (musician)
- Little Nikki Says
- Little Nikki
- Shanklin Estate
- Who Was It?
- Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day
- Epsom General Hospital (with Ritchie333)
- Meat Weed Madness
- Becky Hill
- Peace in Mississippi
- Afrojack discography
- Bag Of Money
- Max Milner
- The Big Beat (Billy Squier song)
- Hope (band)
- Vince Kidd
- Cassius Henry
- Colin Heywood
- I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)
- Sam Evans (Big Brother)
- Beat Down
- Jasmine Thompson
- Stephen Foxwell
- Let's Rock (song)
- E-Trax
- Ramon Zenker
- Pre-release cover version
- Odd Child Recordings (with Djunbalanced)[14]
- Precision Tunes
- Paul Newton (DJ)
- Mystery Land (song)
- Mystery Land (EP)
- Select Hits
- Point4
- Neve (British band)
- Y-Traxx
- Zoe (song)
- Paganini Traxx
- The Energy (Feel the Vibe)
- Astro Trax
- Outa Space
- Phuture Vibes
- Amir-John Haddad (with Dr. Blofeld)[13]
- Christian Scharnweber
- Gotta Catch 'Em All
- 50.Grind
- Save the Badger Badger Badger
- Thunder Clatter
- Wild Cub
- I Wanna 1-2-1 With You
- Solid Gold Chartbusters
- Hit Masters
- Big Hits 2012
- Bump 'n' Grind (I Am Feeling Hot Tonight)
- M-Dubs
- Matrix & Futurebound
- Futurebound
- ExR
- Raf Riley (with Djunbalanced)
- Powerhouse (1997 band)[15]
- Powerhouse (1999 band)[15]
- Tear You Down
- I'm Doin' Fine Now
- Luton Airport (song)
- TSD (band)
- I Kissed a Girl (Jill Sobule song)
- None Shall Escape the Judgement
- Mads Hauge
- Gianfranco Bortolotti
- Michael Nnachi Okoro
- Sanctuary (Gareth Emery song)
- Mary S. Applegate
- Lizzy Mack
- Fits of Gloom
- Point of View (song)
- Point of View (Squeeze a Little Lovin')
- Queen of the Rapping Scene (Nothing Ever Goes the Way You Plan)
- Hard Road to Travel
- Rachel K Collier
- What'cha Gonna Do About It[14]
- Chrome (singer)[14]
- Turn Me Out
- Russ Chimes
- Underwater Love (Smoke City song)[14]
- Baddest Ruffest
- Backyard Dog
- Return of Django (song)
- Bounce 'n' Boom
- Walking Down Madison
- Aniff Akinola
- Airport (song)
- Back of My Hand (The Jags song)
- Ha! Ha! Said the Clown
- Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out)
- Mr. Zero (song)
- Clarity (Senakah song)
- Sweeter than Wine
- Luke Anderson[14]
- Aaron Allard[14]
- Smoking Gun (album)
- Smoking Gun (song)
- Alan Blakley
- She's Gonna Win
- Colin Chisholm (singer)
- Bilbo Baggins (band)
- Andrea Begley[14]
- The Voice UK discography
- Every Little Time
- Onyx (DJ)
- The Champ (The Mohawks song)
- RaVen Quartet
- Zim Zimma
- The Wave (Sneakbo song)
- Elevate My Mind
- Start Choppin[13]
- Easy to Love (Kalil Wilson album)
- Bev Sage
- Happy Days (TV theme)
- John Kpiaye
- Swan Lake (The Cats song)
- Dionne Rakeem
- Sneakbo[14]
- Derek Holt
- Elephant (Tame Impala song)
- All I See (A+ song)
- Enjoy Yourself (A+ song)
- I Wanna Go On You
- Michel Bernholc
- Ego Trippin' (song)
- L.i.f.e
- Etta Bond
- Naomi Thompson
- Love On Love
- Express pricing
- Reaching for the Best
- Breathing Is E-Zee
- I Will Remember
- Fickle Public Speaking
- Vaughn Toulouse
- Going Left Right
- Is Vic There?
- Burundi Black
- Rilly Groovy
- If 60's Were 90's (album)
- Beautiful People (band)
- Herb Rooney
- Gold Plated
- Couldn't Get It Right
- I Love You, Ono
- Boxerbeat
- Soul Serenade (song)
- The Cruel Sea (song)
- Eye Level[14]
- Tracy's Theme
- Synthetic Substitution
- Melvin Bliss[14]
- Get Over It! (album)
- Kisstory
- Alston Records
- Runaway Boys
- Asia Minor (song)
- New York New York (Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five song)
- Let's Go (Pony)
- Pepe (song)
- Moon Hop
- Teen Beat (song)
- Alvin Risk (with assistance from Djunbalanced)[14]
- Give It Up (The Good Men song)
- Everybody (Kinky song)
- Galloping Gertie[16]
- Don't Let It Die
- Roulette (instrumental)
- It Hurts So Good
- She's About a Mover
- On the Rebound (instrumental)
- Ain't That a Lot of Love
- Spanish Stroll
- Music (John Miles song)
- Higher Ground (Jennifer Rush song)
- Value brands in the United Kingdom
- Hot! Wild! Unrestricted! Crazy Love
- Reggaematic Funk
- Lost in Music (Stereo MCs song)
- Lost in Music[14]
- The Sun Machine
- Express (B. T. Express song)[14]
- Get Over It (MC Kinky song)
- Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes[14]
- The Cats (reggae band)
- Sirah (rapper)[14]
- Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back)
- Don't Let It Go To Your Head (Jean Carne song)
- Flying (Chas & Dave song)
- Generations of Love
- Nachna Onda Nei
- Everything Starts With An 'E'[14]
- Rose Hill, London
- MC Kinky
- Wimbledon Chase (in conjunction with RHaworth)[14]
- Man in a Garage
Under an alias
[edit]- Tony Singh (director)[17]
- Jeremy Lee[17]
- Tony Singh (chef)[17]
- Food Uncut
- Garrey Dawson[13]
- Elisha Carter[13]
- Martin Blunos[13]
- Edmund F. Robertson[13]
- Silvana Franco
- Paul Merrett[13]
- Ed Baines
- Erick Rowsell[17]
A long time ago
[edit]- Monyaka[18]
- Here Come the Girls (song)
- James Bentley (actor)
- Daisy Goodwin[13]
- Started Gawn Grainger[13]
Other
[edit]Disambiguation_pages
[edit]- London Boy
- Oaks Park High School
- Move with You
- Lay Me Down
- Sexy Lady
- Crazy Stupid Love
- A+E
- World market
- Ejector seat (disambiguation)
- Typhoon Dan
- Sutton Green
- Tyler Robinson
- Jumanji (disambiguation)
- Feel The Heat
- Sock It To Me
- Du Cane
- Chinese Chemical Society
- Extinction Level Event
- Wandsworth railway station
- Belmont Prisons
- No. 7
- I Want
- Shanklin (disambiguation)
- Grimmy
- Tim Koch
- Elitist (disambiguation)
- The Cats (disambiguation)
- Miss Palmer
- Joshua Weinstein
- Angela Johnson
- Mystery Land
- DJ Mellow D
- Gotta catch 'em all
- Aaron Katz
- Pebbles, Volume 7
- Bandon Hill
- Ameritz
- Speak Like a Child
- The Changing Man
- Bone of contention
- Luton Airport (disambiguation)
- Cossie
- Michael Okoro
- Richard Archer (disambiguation)
- International music
- Underwater Love
- Back of My Hand
- Take It Back (disambiguation)
- Run Like Hell (disambiguation)
- Mr. Zero
- Masterstroke
- Kisses Sweeter than Wine (disambiguation)
- Smoking Gun
- S. Ramachandran
- Edmund Robertson
- Foxhole
- Till I Loved You
- Don't Let It Go to Your Head (disambiguation)
- Jeremy Lee (disambiguation)
According to WikiChecker
[edit]- Amir Haddad
- Daniel Sherman (Judge)[19]
- Harry Broadbent (musician)[19]
- UWR[20]
- 33 ⅓ RPM[21]
- List of Big Brother 14 housemates[19]
- Rhiannon (given name)
Templates
[edit]- Template:Piri
- Template:User from London
- Template:Dykn
- Template:Did you know review
- Template:Years & Years
- Template:Bizarre Inc
- Template:Howie B
- Template:Matrix & Futurebound
- Template:James Arthur
- Template:Little Nikki
- Template:Sneakbo
- Template:Beautiful People
- Template:E-Zee Possee
- Template:Big Hits 2012
- Template:MC Kinky
- Template:Rda
Assisted with
[edit]- Just Loving You (album) - according to [1] I've edited it more than anyone else
- The Risk - according to [2] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Heartist (with 108.195.64.110)[11]
- Orla Gartland (with Seaweed17)[11]
- Nick Atkinson (according to [3] I've edited it more than anyone else)
- Just One Look (song) - according to [4] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Nick Powell (musician) (according to [5] I've edited more than anyone else)
- Anthony Christmas - according to [6] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Bubbler Ranx (with Pilch 84)[11]
- The Time Is Now (Moloko song); according to [7] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Sweeter than Bourbon (according to [8] I've edited it more than anyone else)
- Ainsley Howard - according to [9] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Bill Pursell (according to [10] I've edited it more than anyone else)
- Like to Get to Know You (album) - according to [11] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Isn't She Lovely? - according to [12] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Oh, Babe, What Would You Say; according to [13] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Lit Espresso Bar (according to [14] I've edited it more than anyone else)
- More Protein (with Shirt58)
- Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness (according to [15] I've edited it more than anyone else)
- IFISC - according to [16] I've edited it more than anyone else
- Robert Lombardo (with Final4one & Slowking4)[11]
- Substantially renovated Benhilton
- Harilal Gandhi, according to [17] I've edited it more than anyone else
Notes
[edit]- ^ a b c d e f Pyle, Mike (Thursday, 10th October 2013). "Asperger's teen given Freedom of the City". Sutton Guardian.
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(help) - ^ "About us". Launchballer.com. Retrieved 10 July 2016.
- ^ "Dedicated Genefer scoops award (From Your Local Guardian)". Yourlocalguardian.co.uk. 2007-09-29. Retrieved 2014-02-11.
- ^ "Asperger syndrome: Like father, like son". Mail Online. Retrieved Monday, 3rd June 2013.
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(help) - ^ "Dancer, nine, waltzes into young carer final". Newsquest. Retrieved Saturday, 2nd November 2013.
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(help) - ^ a b "Family notices". Sutton Guardian. February 6, 2014: 16.
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(help) - ^ "Family notices". Sutton Guardian. November 3, 2017: 12.
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(help) - ^ Derren Hayes (2007-12-05). "Young carers: Genefer Sales' story". Community Care. Retrieved 2014-02-11.
- ^ Wallis, Sara (2007-10-04). "Heroes up for ITV's special prize - Mirror Online". Mirror.co.uk. Retrieved 2014-02-11.
- ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q Expanded x5.
- ^ a b c d e f g Rescued AfC. Cite error: The named reference "afc" was defined multiple times with different content (see the help page).
- ^ This was an approved AfC which I pounced on shortly after it was uploaded.
- ^ a b c d e f g h i j This article has now been expanded considerably and I am no longer the majority editor.
- ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q What has occurred here is that as I went to create it, it became apparent that the article had history, either as a deleted article or as a redirect; as a result, while the history says someone else created the article, I was the first one to put down something sensible.
- ^ a b These two were crafted out of a version of Powerhouse (band), which was a disambiguation page and has now been merged into Powerhouse#Bands per WP:PDAB.
- ^ This was created based on what someone else had written in the form of a disambiguation thread.
- ^ a b c d These articles I only have the majority edits on if you aggregate the edits of all my accounts.
- ^ This one's a bit different. I created it as an AfC several years ago as an IP, but only recently ported it to mainspace; so while it was written a long time ago, under an alias, it was put into mainspace by this account.
- ^ a b c WikiChecker seems to think I created this one, because I started the article off as a page move.
- ^ WikiChecker seems to think I created this one under an alias, because I started the article off as a page move.
- ^ WikiChecker seems to think I created this one, because I started the article off as a redirect.
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- Launchballer/chess/archive
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- Launchballer/chess/archive/Maurice Carbonaro
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