User:Yelps

Yelps... But I do not use yelp... wait, is this a cry for help?
— Wikipedian —
Tried to search yelp review in commons for a joke, got skewered cupcakes instead. Is THIS the joke?
Name	Yelps (wanna keep my name private)
Born	12th February 20XX Dhaka, Bangladesh
Pronouns	He/Him
Country	Bangladesh
Languages	english/bangla (I can speak Hindi but can't write it)
Time zone	UTC+06:00
Ethnicity	bengali
Handedness	left handed actually
Sexuality	asexual
IQ	higher than average; not sure for EQ
Personality type	introvert
Alignment	neutrality is the best policy
Family and friends
Girlfriend	I'd rather not have one
Pets	none; wish to have a bird
Education and employment
Occupation	student
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	gardening and drawing
Religion	islam
Account statistics
Joined	9 February 2026. Yes, 2026
First edit	ditto
Confirmed	13 February 2025
Signature	My old signature, like it better but the talk page isn't linked. When someone told me about it, I linked the talk page, but now the signature is unnaturally dark. Whatever... Yelps (: critique me
Date of death	I'm not a ghost...

Don't know why I'm even editing Wikipedia in the first place... But I guess it is what it is... anyway, welcome?

About me

Who am I? Well... someone, I guess? haha, very funny lad... so funny that even the artificial claps stopped working...

My whereabouts

Working on it....

Babel and important userboxes

This user is a WikiSloth.

This user is a proud resident native citizen of Bangladesh.

This user is an introvert

This user is a male.

This user is a Muslim. This person is very proud to be a Muslim.

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This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.

This editor is a Burba and is entitled to display this First Book of Wikipedia.

This user wants to be your friend.

Wikipedia:Babel
en-4 This user can contribute with a near-native level of English. bn-5 এই ব্যবহারকারী বাংলা ভাষায় অভিজ্ঞ। hi-2 इस उपयोगकर्ता को हिन्दी भाषा का मध्यम स्तर का ज्ञान है।
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Articles I created

This is in chronological order btw:

• Alvania ismar
• Anthopleura variata
• Bharat Bangladesh Film Awards
• Kerema Bay
• Kaoru Shima
• Olive Tree of Mouchão
• Akita Inu Preservation Society

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🦟Mosquito🦟

I killed them all and you're the next on the line... (Talking to the fly, not you, because I'd never hurt you... Maybe...)

Out of place ASMR session

Useful links (I guess)

If you you're a new editor and is on my page for some reason, no worries! Here's some useful links! (Though they're mostly here for my convenience in getting to administrative pages easily...)

These are policies and guidelines, read them to understand how to survive in an encyclopedia:

These are Essays, these arent policies or guidelines but represent community consensus (minus humorous essays, but they're arguably the best thing about wikipedia):

This is the community bulletin board, this is basically the forum and other inner workings of wikipedia, where you can communicate with other editors on the different sections on problems, help or other stuff: