User:Professor Penguino

Professor Penguino
— Wikipedian —
Alignment	Chaotic Good
Education and employment
Occupation	stoopid
Education	...is a human right!
Professor Penguino subpages
	Pages I have significantly contributed to; Random Test Stuff; To-do list;
Account statistics
Joined	13 October 2022
Edit count	Nobody cares
Userboxes
	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.
	This user has extended confirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
	This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
	This user has been falsely accused of being an administrator; by those pesky vandals.
	This editor participates in the Wikipedia Teahouse.
	This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years, 11 months and 21 days.
WikiProjects
	This user participates in; WikiProject Westerns
	This user is a participant in WikiProject Short descriptions.
	This user participates in WikiProject Newspapers.
	This user is a member of; WikiProject Military history.
	This user is a member of the American Revolutionary War task force of WikiProject Military history.
D&D	This user participates in; WikiProject; Dungeons & Dragons.
	This user repairs links to disambiguation pages.
	This user is a big fan of waterways.

This user maintains a very messy user page. Proceed with caution.

Service awards

This editor is an Experienced Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

This editor is a Grognard Mirabilaire and is entitled to display this 1937 Wikipedia First Edition.

I have made a list of stuff I have made, or intend to make. For convenience, I have a link to Category:Articles needing attention; Category:Wikipedia extended-confirmed-protected edit requests; and Category:Wikipedia articles in need of updating.

"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it." —Johnathan Swift

"One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin.”

"Make WikiPeace, Not Edit Wars." —Professor Penguino

(Please note that this user has the ability to give other editors the blessing of the Immortal Frog King).

The Five Pillars of Wikipedia (?)

Wikipedia is an encyclopedia
Wikipedia is written from a neutral point of view
Wikipedia is free content that anyone can use, edit, and distribute
Wikipedia's editors should treat each other with respect and civility
Wikipedia has guidelines, but no firm rules

Gallery

The fabled broken Sixth Pillar of Wikipedia.
"The act of brushing the teeth is the topmost rung of a ladder of which the lowest rung is perdition." -Victor Hugo^[1]

General References

^ Hugo, Victor. Les Misérables. Translated by Denny, Norman. p. 431.

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[1] Hugo, Victor. Les Misérables. Translated by Denny, Norman. p. 431.

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