I am just here to do what I can so all humans can be helped.
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| fr-2 | Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français. |
| C-2 | This user is an intermediate C programmer. |
| vb | This user is a Visual Basic programmer. |
| en | This user supports the English English language. |
| US | This user uses American English. |
 | This user is a Monty Python fan. |
| @ | This user can be reached by email. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
 | This user loves using Google Earth. |
 | This user has a profile on MySpace. |
 | This user contributes while using iTunes. |
 | This user contributes using Linux. |
 | This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user contributes using Notepad. |
 | This user drinks tea. |
 | This user drinks water regularly. |
 | This user drinks green tea. |
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This user drinks mint tea (Touareg Tea). |
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
 | This user enjoys chess. |
 | This user plays Risk. |
| cvg-4 | This user is an expert gamer. |
 | This user is a modder. |
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. |
| MN-2 | This user is an expert minesweeper. |
 | This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. |
| LFG | This user spends entirely too much time playing Guild Wars. |
| Mo | This user is keeping your party alive with his/her monk in Guild Wars |
| RO | This user plays Ragnarok Online. |
| CN | This user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit." |
 | This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). |  |
 | This user is interested in the ancient Celts. |
| LP | This user is Libertarian. |
 | This user knows the Ultimate Answer. |
| mrch | This user plays in a marching band. |
 | This user plays the saxophone. |
 | This user enjoys jazz music. |
 | This user appreciates progressive rock. |
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This user likes most types of music. |
| This user contributes while using iTunes. |
 | This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was. |
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This user finds censorship offensive. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
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This user has the knack. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |
 | This user enjoys rifle shooting. |
 | This user is an archer. |
 | This user plays pocket billiards. |
 | This user enjoys playing darts. |
 | This user is against strict gun control. |
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This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share. |
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This user finds censorship offensive. |
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This user supports the European Union |
 | This user is interested in beauty. |
 | This user loves knowledge. |
| ??? | This user is interested in interest. |
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This user prefers black-and-white photography. |
 | This user enjoys writing. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
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This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
 | This user writes poetry. |
| BB | This user is on a mission from God. |
 | This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse. |
| This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. |
 | This user knows "...there is no spoon". |
 | This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. |
 | This user believes that politicians should not interfere with Public news broadcasting. † |  |
| BBC | This user supports the BBC. |
| AM | This user has an AM radio. |
| FM | This user has an FM radio. |
| EIB | The user is a student of the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. |
| D | This user reads Dilbert. |
| ES | This user is a loyal member of ACROSS |
 | This user's favourite subject is Chemistry. |
 | This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. |
 | This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat! |
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This user is mixed-handed. | 
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 | This user prefers to use herbal remedies. |
| teen | This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless immortal. |
.gif){kind=small} | This user is of multiple ancestries. |
 | This user does not claim to be of any ancestry at all. |
| sibs-0 | This user is an only child on their mother's side. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is heterosexual. |
 | This user is an EMT-Basic. |
 | This user is a certified first aider. |
 | This user is interested in spirituality. |
 | This user is interested in religion. |
 | This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon. |
 | This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon. |
 | This user is interested in religion as a metaphysical or theological phenomenon. |
| ... | This user wishes to study more religions. |
 | This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism. |
 | This user is interested in the debate over the separation of church and state. |  |
 | This user is interested in Buddhism. |
| ✡ | This user is interested in Judaism. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is interested in chaos magic. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is interested in Neopaganism. |
| This user is interested in Wicca. |
 | This user is interested in alchemy. |
| ☯ | This user is interested in Karma. |
 | This user is interested in tarot reading. |
 | This user is interested in dualism, the belief in fundamentally distinct mental and physical worlds. |
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This user's spiritual beliefs are complex and personal. |
| respect | This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path. |
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This user imagines Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too. |
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This user is a Pagan. |
 | This user is interested in reincarnation. |
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This user accepts Karma. |
 | This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. |
| inf | This user is an infidel. |
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This user is probably going to Hell. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is a Sagittarius. |
 | This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
| AC/ DC | This user is a fan of AC/DC. |
 | This user loves The Beatles. |
 | This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. |
| When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven. |
 | Freddie Mercury takes this user's breath away. |
| Queen | This user loves Queen! |
| CASH | This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. |
| CREAM | This user likes white rooms with black curtains. |
 | This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
 | This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care. |
| Too many userboxes | This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
| END | This user has no more userboxes. |