User:PLEASEBEADVISEDTHATANOTICEABLETASTEOFBLOODISNOTPARTOFANYTESTPROTOCOLBUTISANUNINTENDED

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." - Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

Hello. I am PLEASEBEADVISEDTHATANOTICEABLETASTEOFBLOODISNOTPARTOFANYTESTPROTOCOLBUTISANUNINTENDED (signature Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and) and I am known to edit articles from time to time. I can even make my own article, if I'm feeling a bit brave.

Well, by the time I'm writing this, really... I haven't ever edited any articles, except for this one. But still, it's the thought that counts or whatever they say nowadays (or used to say).

Anyways, here is what people think of me:

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Cool, isn't it?

(Oh, and by the way, if you're ever going to boss me around, saying stuff like "you're supposed to do it this way" or "don't do that!" just remember the rule - DO NOT BITE THE NEWCOMERS! Don't make me tap the sign. Come on.)