User:Magnesium Cube
Hi, I'm Magnesium Cube. I do stuff. That's pretty much it.
THE STASH (Articles that Rightfully Belong to Me (According to Me)):
- Água de Prata Aqueduct - Water channel in Évora, Portugal, that was built in the 1530s to supply the city with water
- Tennent Mountain - A peak in North Carolina's Pisgah National Forest
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| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
 "Did you see that? They made an article about me!" | |
| Name | His Most Honourable Majesty Magnesium Cube PhD (in Procrastination) |
|---|---|
| Born | Phenylmagnesium Bromide Yesterday IKEA |
| Pronouns | he/heehee/honk-honk |
| Nationality | Earthian |
| Country | The People’s Republic of Couch |
| Current location | My Pillow Fort |
| Languages | Duck |
| Time zone | Normal Standard Time (NST) |
| Current time | Time to get a new watch |
| Ethnicity | Agusta A.106 Attack Helicopter |
| Race | 100m dash |
| Height | 63'8" |
| Weight | Okay, I'm waiting |
| Hair | Yes |
| Eyes | Googly |
| Handedness | Ambidextrous at dropping things |
| Blood type | Maple syrup |
| Sexuality | Garlic bread |
| IQ | I agree |
| Personality type | ARGH |
| Alignment | Chaotic Neutral |
| Family and friends | |
| Children | Around 47 houseplants |
| Siblings | You'll never know |
| Parents | Disappointed but proud |
| Pets | Roomba (RIP) |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Human |
| Employer | Life |
| Education | Master’s degree in Google Search |
| Primary school | Learned how to tie shoes |
| Intermediate school | Awkward |
| High school | Less awkward |
| College | Egelloc backwards |
| University | Internet University |
| Classes | Wizard, Druid |
| Hobbies, interests, and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | Befriending raccoons |
| Religion | Pastafarian (may I be touched by His Noodly Appendage) |
| Politics | Strongly pro-life |
| Aliases | The Chosen One |
| Movies | Shrek 2, Bee Movie |
| Shows | Whatever has the funniest out-of-context clips on YouTube |
| Books | "How to Be a Bad Person" by Po Leece |
| Music | Kazoo covers of death metal and the default iPhone ringtone |
Awards
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aeawea Neetify (talk) 20:47, 21 November 2025 (UTC) |