User:LOOKIE MILK!

About me This user listens to country music radio. FM This user has an FM radio. Puppy Bowl This user's favorite sporting event is the Puppy Bowl. Git-R-Done! This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy. This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell! This user is a hunter. C This user watches The Colbert Report. This user is American by birth, but Southern by the grace of God! This user participates in WikiProject Neutrality. Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... sar This user is obviously not sarcastic. This user is a deer hunter. rant It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle. This user is a capitalist. This user knows that tax cuts increase freedom and growth, but believes they should be within reasonable limits to allow for social spending. This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government —in theory. This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. This user doesn't like Nazis. This user believes that abortion should be legal but strongly discouraged. This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. This user is against the ban on smoking in public places. This user does not use drugs, but figures people should be able to use recreational drugs in their own home if they're responsible about it. This user does not trust politicians who praise public schools while sending their own children to private schools. This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace. Just say NO to political correctness. This user expresses disgust at the way celebrities choose to live their lives. Entertainment is a commodity. News is a right.^† This user supports the United Nations This user supports WAR IN SPACE! This user believes that Ronald Reagan was the greatest President to serve the United States. Ninja stars rock!!! This user is a bibliophile. This user knows that there IS NO EXIT. This user is a Bible reader. This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times. This user hates it when cool images are deleted. This user is interested in their family history. This user collects every U.S. Cent they can find. ??? This user is interested in interest. This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ± This user raely leiks Encyclopædia Dramatica. This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher. This user is interested in Calvinism. This user prays. AYB This user knows that "all your base are belong to us." Camping: It's a legitimate strategy. cvg-1 This user is a n00b gamer. User:BillCJ/UBX/atheism Is Harmful Diff E This user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available. 1337 7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11! This user loves video game easter eggs, and is a master at finding them.Like this, for example! This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable. This user plays the Xbox. This user kicks butt at Tetris. A This user is stabbing you in the back when you least expect it with his/her assassin in Guild Wars R This user strikes enemies from afar with his/her ranger in Guild Wars This user wishes there was a keyboard in Rock Band. + This user prefers to play guitar while playing Rock Band. + This user plays Guitar Hero on medium. This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever. CIV This user loves to play Civilization. This user loves their Companion Cube. User:Avazina/CREATION SCIENCE vs EVOLUTION SMP This user enjoys playing Sid Meier's Pirates. This user is fully obedient to the authority of the HOLY BIBLE. KotOR This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. W&N This user is White & Nerdy. This user is a fan of Johnny Cash CASH This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. This user knows who brought Sexy Back :) This user is a native speaker of smileys. LOL This user is naturally funny and sometimes laughs at his/her own joke. This user is a jokester or comedian. This user is insane. Mike This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo. This user knows that whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor. Superman This user is neither a bird nor a plane. This user enjoys reading Fantasy. WBA GNF ARB This user thinks Dave Barry would be a good name for a rock band. And this user is not making that up. A This user knows that Jesus is the Alpha & Omega Ω This user enjoys the works of Beatrix Potter. George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government. This user is a fan of the Iliad. This user is a fan of the Odyssey. AF This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right. This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies. This user is part of the Angel Experiment. This user enjoys the works of Sherlock Holmes. Saphira This user's favorite character from the Inheritance Trilogy is Saphira. Snape This user thinks Severus Snape is sexy. This user's Patronus is a Lobster. DA This user is a member of Dumbledore's Army This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. One Ring This user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it! Thunder Clan This user pledges allegiance to ThunderClan This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so. This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card. This user acts like an administrator on the English Wikipedia but really isn't one. This user is one in 49,788,589. This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years. 2Y This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause. This user lives for black olive pizza. This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life. This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food. This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton. This user eats way too much Quiche This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham. In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard. This user eats cheese. This user eats chili. This user likes scones and pronounces it scOWNes instead of scONes. BAM! This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing! "Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad." This user practically inhales jalapeños. This user loves bacon! Ain't This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right? snuk This user says snuck. by The passive voice may be used by this user. ... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. man- kind Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. Y'all Hey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees. to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? big words This user opposes the use of esoteric, abstruse and recondite ^big words in Wikipedia articles when simple ones will do. which that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably. than then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. based Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect. Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. This user thinks good grammar is sexy. “,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. , This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex This user prefers the cereal comma. its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! ??? ?!? !!! This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up! “…” This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style. "..!" This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks. ; This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently. ; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly. ANAL 5 This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. Pickyness Pickiness This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". USage decline This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration. Y'all This here user talks Southern, y'all. This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 8+ This user has run an 8 minute mile. (and is too honest) This user is an archer. This user is a NINJA! What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH! This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next. BLOCK This user is not blocked from editing Wikipedia, but would like to be some day.

Ho hum, don't mind me, I'm just a humble Wikipedian.