User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused

Who the heck am I?^[1]

First things first:

Hello fellow Wikipedians, and welcome to my userpage^[2] where I get to ramble about myself! I'm IAmThereforeIAmConfused^[3], but you can call me Iam (pronounced like "I am" because that tracks) if you want. Please use they/them pronouns for me, as I do not wish to disclose my gender. My aesthetic could be described as “If a fire-breathing dragon crashed through the ceiling of a theatre in the middle of Race from Newsies having a tap-dance number while Elphaba was scream-singing about kittens.”^[4]^[5]

Next, let's yabber about Wicked:

Wicked is my life. I will spontaneously recite lyrics, correct your Elphaba trivia, and cry over Defying Gravity^[6] at 3 a.m. (although only the first one of those have occurred yet, I WOULD do the others if given the chance) Ask me about my theories on Glinda’s emotional arc, but be warned: once I start, there’s no turning back.^[7] By all means, use my talk page as a Wicked fandom base.

Random facts about me because I don't know how to use userboxes:

I have no clue how to use userboxes.
I am a NERD.^[8]
I am a native comedian. Everything I do is funny.^[9]
I prefer pie over pi.^[10]
I support the use of the Oxford Comma.
I refuse to take anything that is written in Comic Sans font seriously.
I believe that aliens exist and hope to meet one someday.
I think that amn't is a perfectly logical word to use in place of "am not"
I think that we would all be happier if we just stopped using gendered pronouns.
I believe that putting two spaces after a full stop is absolute nonsense.

Articles you must check out or I will cry^[11]^[12]

Wikipedia:The beginning of Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Department of Fun - Wikipedia -- You can add your name to the member list!
Wikipedia:The other end of Wikipedia - Wikipedia
Timeline of the far future - Wikipedia -- Okay, this is genuinely cool.
Spite house - Wikipedia -- I just love this.
Death from laughter - Wikipedia -- Yes, it's real.
Fumblerules - Wikipedia
Edible underwear - Wikipedia -- Yes, this is an actual thing. You can wear them.
McWord - Wikipedia -- McDonalds has its own McLanguage now.
List of Oreo varieties - Wikipedia -- HOW MANY ARE THERE
Unusually shaped fruits and vegetables - Wikipedia
Death by coconut - Wikipedia -- I'm sorry, what?
List of people who have died while on the toilet - Wikipedia -- I don't understand how there are so many...
Evil laughter - Wikipedia -- MUAHAHAHA!!!
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon - Wikipedia -- Ask no questions.
4′33″ - Wikipedia -- BEST SONG
Electroencephalophone - Wikipedia -- This is equally "whoa" and "whaaaaaaaat?"
Piganino - Wikipedia -- Words fail me.
Kawaii metal - Wikipedia -- This feels contradictory, and yet...

References (These are a joke)

^ I have no clue. Who are you?
^ See the title? It says "User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused". That means it's my userpage. Obviously.
^ Look at the title. Obviously, this is my name. Like duh...
^ You'll see this aesthetic mentioned in my biography titled "Iam: The Greatest Wikipedian Ever To Live" someday.
^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Eh). Iam: The Greatest Wikipedian That Ever Lived [English] (1st ed.). Here: Me (published Sometime in the future). pp. 24–25. ISBN 500 billion. {{cite book}}: Check |isbn= value: invalid character (help); Check date values in: |date=, |publication-date=, and |year= / |date= mismatch (help)
^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Whatever). "Iam Cries During 'Defying Gravity' While Driving Home". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Who even cares?). "Iam Rambles About Glinda's Charecter Ark For Ten Hours Straight". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Sometime over the rainbow). [listofallnerdsever.com "List Of All Nerds That Are Alive"]. {{cite web}}: Check |url= value (help); Check date values in: |date= (help)CS1 maint: url-status (link)
^ That was funny, am I right?
^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Meh). "Iam Fails Math Horribly". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Who's asking?). "Iam Publicly Cries After Hearing That You Didn't Read Those Articles". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
^ I swear, I really will.

[1] I have no clue. Who are you?

[2] See the title? It says "User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused". That means it's my userpage. Obviously.

[3] Look at the title. Obviously, this is my name. Like duh...

[4] You'll see this aesthetic mentioned in my biography titled "Iam: The Greatest Wikipedian Ever To Live" someday.

[5] IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Eh). Iam: The Greatest Wikipedian That Ever Lived [English] (1st ed.). Here: Me (published Sometime in the future). pp. 24–25. ISBN 500 billion. {{cite book}}: Check |isbn= value: invalid character (help); Check date values in: |date=, |publication-date=, and |year= / |date= mismatch (help)

[6] IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Whatever). "Iam Cries During 'Defying Gravity' While Driving Home". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)

[7] IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Who even cares?). "Iam Rambles About Glinda's Charecter Ark For Ten Hours Straight". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)

[8] IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Sometime over the rainbow). [listofallnerdsever.com "List Of All Nerds That Are Alive"]. {{cite web}}: Check |url= value (help); Check date values in: |date= (help)CS1 maint: url-status (link)

[9] That was funny, am I right?

[10] IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Meh). "Iam Fails Math Horribly". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)

[11] IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Who's asking?). "Iam Publicly Cries After Hearing That You Didn't Read Those Articles". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)

[12] I swear, I really will.

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