User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused

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Who the heck am I?[1]

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First things first:

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Hello fellow Wikipedians, and welcome to my userpage[2] where I get to ramble about myself! I'm IAmThereforeIAmConfused[3], but you can call me Iam (pronounced like "I am" because that tracks) if you want. I use they/them pronouns. My aesthetic could be described as “If a fire-breathing dragon crashed through the ceiling of a theatre in the middle of Race from Newsies having a tap-dance number while Elphaba was scream-singing about kittens.”[4][5]

Next, let's yabber about Wicked:

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Wicked is my life. I will spontaneously recite lyrics, correct your Elphaba trivia, and cry over Defying Gravity[6] at 3 a.m. (although only the first one of those have occurred yet, I WOULD do the others if given the chance) Ask me about my theories on Glinda’s emotional arc, but be warned: once I start, there’s no turning back.[7] By all means, use my talk page as a Wicked fandom base.

Random facts about me because I don't know how to use userboxes:

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  • I have no clue how to use userboxes.
  • I am a NERD.[8]
  • I am a native comedian. Everything I do is funny.[9]
  • I prefer pie over pi.[10]
  • I support the use of the Oxford Comma.
  • I am not an actor, I am a THESPIAN.
  • I refuse to take anything that is written in Comic Sans font seriously.
  • I believe in flying spaghetti monsterism.
  • I believe that aliens exist and hope to meet one someday.
  • I think that amn't is a perfectly logical word to use in place of "am not"
  • I think that we would all be happier if we just stopped using gendered pronouns.
  • I believe that putting two spaces after a full stop is absolute nonsense.

Dream roles:

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Hear me out, but like, Glinda from Wicked. I KNOW she's a jerk but she's funny and I love making people laugh. So there. Okay, and Elphaba, also from Wicked of course. She's awesome. She's green. I can't pick just Elphaba or Glinda. I must have them both. Oh, and Race from a lesser known play called Newsies. Definitely Hades from Hadestown too, I love his vibes. The Genie from Aladdin, also, and finally Anna from Frozen.

Articles you must check out or I will cry[11][12]

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References (These are a joke)

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  1. ^ I have no clue. Who are you?
  2. ^ See the title? It says "User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused". That means it's my userpage. Obviously.
  3. ^ Look at the title. Obviously, this is my name. Like duh...
  4. ^ You'll see this aesthetic mentioned in my biography titled "Iam: The Greatest Wikipedian Ever To Live" someday.
  5. ^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Eh). Iam: The Greatest Wikipedian That Ever Lived [English] (1st ed.). Here: Me (published Sometime in the future). pp. 24–25. ISBN 500 billion. {{cite book}}: Check |isbn= value: invalid character (help); Check date values in: |date=, |publication-date=, and |year= / |date= mismatch (help)
  6. ^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Whatever). "Iam Cries During 'Defying Gravity' While Driving Home". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  7. ^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Who even cares?). "Iam Rambles About Glinda's Charecter Ark For Ten Hours Straight". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  8. ^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Sometime over the rainbow). [listofallnerdsever.com "List Of All Nerds That Are Alive"]. {{cite web}}: Check |url= value (help); Check date values in: |date= (help)CS1 maint: url-status (link)
  9. ^ That was funny, am I right?
  10. ^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Meh). "Iam Fails Math Horribly". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  11. ^ IAmConfused, IAmTherefore (Who's asking?). "Iam Publicly Cries After Hearing That You Didn't Read Those Articles". {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  12. ^ I swear, I really will.