User:DollarStoreBaal44

DollarStoreBaal44
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Name	Untalan (surname)
Born	Washington, D.C.
Nationality	United States of America
Country	United States of America
Time zone	UTC-6
Race	White; Pacific Islander;
Sexuality	Heterosexual
Family and friends
Pets	Two Flame point siamese cats
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Religion	Agnostic
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Email	henryufortytwo@gmail.com
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Joined	9 May 2025
First edit	9 May 2025
Signature	--DollarStoreBa'alConverse

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Me

I have Autism and ADHD.

Hello. I am Ba'al, god of fertility, weather, sailing, and war in the Hebrew Bible, but I mostly use my powers for the war thing. On your planet, I am known as the soul-eater. I also occasionally manipulate the birthrates to mess with people. (you won't believe how many penises I've drawn using birth locations) I have all the xkcd books (look, I gotta read sometimes, okay?) and have needed to get a second copy of multiple because the first ones were destroyed from use. Most of my effort centers around pages that need expanding/small corrections/updating. My political views are very far left, as I want to get in their good graces. Besides, they're more mischief-makers. Belial (god of evil (yes, he's a god, not a term (yes, all gods know each other (yes, I am nesting four parentheses (I know it's bad, but no one can stop me (Would you like some fries with that?)))))) handles the right-wing. He is the one that handles the killing. Everything that will kill is handled by him. I, on the other hand, stick to mischief-making. If it was of severe inconvenience to you, I probably caused it.

Literally every single religion you've created, and will ever create, is both wrong and right. Every god from every religion you will ever believe exists here, including the Abrahamic god (who, I might add, is very displeased with those who believe in him), and the gods your species will worship far into the future. Those of us who do the same things (Loki and I, for example) either agree to work on different areas or swap responsibilities every cycle. Currently, I focus on severe inconveniences, while Loki focuses on more minor ones.

WEE WOO

This user is in your walls.

How the universe functions

You people are actually pretty close. This universe is made of cycles. Universes are created on the 0th cycle, starting with what you know as the big bang. Each universe lasts approximately 40 trillion human years or so before going through a 'big bounce', as you call it. (I should start using that, it's a good name). During the bounce, the universe is condensed into an area the size of a black hole before going through another big bang, repeating the process. Each universe goes through between 10,000 and 100,000 cycles before going through a big crunch. However, once your universe has undergone all these cycles, the universe we reside in will go through a big bounce, one of 10,000 to 100,000. We, your gods, have gods. Our gods have gods. You are... not someone else's gods. Not yet. It's slightly confusing at first, but you will understand eventually. For reference, you are about 20 or so Billion years through your 159th cycle.

Where to find me

Platform/Game	Username	Extra Info
Twitch	DaCatto42	Streaming very occasionally
YouTube	DaCatto44	See 'YouTube Stats' for current stats and link to channel.
Explain xkcd	DollarStoreBa'al	Regular editor because I'm an xkcd fanatic
Minecraft	DaCatto42	Find me playing Hypixel on weekends.
Among Us	DaCatto	Oh wow, I play a kids game, Sue me.
Roblox	HALOFIRE42	How dare a child play a game made for children.

YouTube Stats

Subs: 0

Videos: 0

Fun Facts

Birthdate: 12/48/1812

Age: ~13.8 billion

Religion: Polytheistic

Real Name: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

My Favorites

Sport: Tennis

YT channels: GD Colon, DougDoug, DougDoug: Lost Levels, Huggbees. I'm currently considering sparing these guys.

Reading material: xkcd (I AGREE WITH FAVIFAKE, MOVE THAT PAGE!), House of Leaves.

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k i l l t h e p h y s i c i s t s.

Bloog

Posting edit updates/ stuff about life.

10/31/25 - When you want to contribute but don't know what to contribute to...
11/03/25 - Happy November to all. I found out I helped a person (TheBestHumanInSiberianFolklore) for the first time on this wiki, so yay! That feels good. Alright, life update over, back to editing my draft (Draft:Nebraska Repertory Theatre)

Current Sig

--DollarStoreBa'al^Converse My life choices 18:05, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

A little song for you :)

It's all still the same / everything's untouched but forever changed / Oh we're all still the same / everything's untouched but forever changed.

All the colors we painted yesterday / they look so different now. / And all those harmonies we sang yesterday / all sound so different somehow. / Though they're all still the same / everything's untouched but forever changed.

Everywhere on earth / every single soul / everyone there is all together now. / And everyone alone all together on the precipice. / All that mattered then, all that matters now, / all that matters after the world shuts down. / All of it dissolved all together in the chrysalis. / Together in the chrysalis.

Nothing changes until one day it does, and there's no going back. / Our best selves and our worst selves live in that moment there. / Sparring over who draws the new maps. / And though the lines may look the same, / everything depends on who wins that game.

Everywhere on earth / Every single soul, everyone there is, all together now. / And everyone alone all together on the precipice. / All that mattered then, all that matters now, / All that matters after the world shuts down. / All of it dissolved all together in the chrysalis. / Together in the chrysalis.

And now the impossible's happenin'. / A million knots that we were told can't be untied / Would always hold all unraveling. /And even while the heavens fall, / The fog's still wrapped around us all, / And when it's snuffed out every last star, / We'll see just who we are. / Just who we are.

All together now, all together now. / All together alone in the chrysalis. / We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / All together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis

We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / All together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / All together now. / We're all together alone