User:CrazedEwok

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

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en This user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-2 Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

zh-1 該用戶能以基本的中文進行交流。 该用户能以基本的中文进行交流。

la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.

pg-1 This user speaks Pennsylvania German too poorly to translate this.

Arab-1 ع‎ This user has a basic understanding of the Arabic script.

Deva-1 झ This user has a basic understanding of the Devanagari.

Cyrl-1 Д This user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic script.

Grek-1 Ω This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet.

Hani-2 文 This user has an intermediate understanding of the Chinese characters.

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Facts

Name This user's name is Chris.

This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

This user believes in Christianity.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

This user is affiliated with Pennsylvania State University

PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia Phillies

PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles

PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.

VAN This user is a fan of the Vancouver Canucks.

intel Core This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.

This user's Internet service provider is Comcast.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user contributes using Firefox.

Lipsum This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

S-1 This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

This user eats scrapple.

AUN This user loves pretzels from Auntie Anne's

H2O This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks tea.

This user drinks rooibos (redbush) tea.

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

... This user would like to know all existing languages.

漢字 This user has already learned some of the kanji script.

ipa-2 ə This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

[lɪŋ] This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.

Opinions

SW II This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked more.

d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user couldn't care less about football.

met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user prefers their cheesesteaks from Geno's, the civilized Philadelphia steak shop.

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user loves chocolate by HERSHEY'S

TSTY This user loves Tastykake

This user likes Mexican food

This user loves Chinese cuisine.

This user loves Italian cuisine

This user loves Greek food

fan-3 This user thinks that Mel Brooks is the greatest comedian of all time.

This user is a fan of ABBA

b This user supports Blu-ray.

its This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

This user is a Golden Retriever lover.

This user likes goats.

This user supports renewable energy.

ORG This user would rather eat organic food than tampered-with food

Hobbies

This user is interested in linguistics.

EaW This user plays Star Wars: Empire at War.

KotOR This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

P This user prefers to side with the Protoss.

λ This user plays Half-Life 2.

TES IV This user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

band This user plays in a band.

clar-3 This user is an advanced clarinetist.

bell-3 This user is an advanced handbell player.

BSG This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

LOST This user made first contact with the tail-section survivors.

This user saved Mainframe with a system ReBoot.

X This user believes that the truth is right in front of you. It's all in the X-files.

ID You don't need to see this user's identification.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in ghost towns.

This user plays tennis.

This user plays Gin Rummy.

This user plays Rummy 500.

This user plays Cribbage.

This user plays Canasta.

This user plays Hearts.

Programming

PHP-4 This user is an expert PHP programmer.

xhtml-3 This user is an advanced XHTML user.

CSS-3 This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.

SQL-3 This user is an advanced SQL programmer.

C#-2 This user is an intermediate C# programmer.

js-2 This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.

c++-1 This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

rb-1 This user is a beginning Ruby programmer.

{{Wiki}} This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.

A Brief About Me

Most of the things about me you can see to the right. Other things that aren't listed are:

• I am an employee of HeavenGames (a seraph of M2TWH and RTWH, an angel of GBH and EAWH, and a member of the FMT)
• My goal for working is to end up somewhere in the linguistics field, though I maintain an interest in computer hardware and programming. I'm most interested in diachronic linguistics, historical linguistics, comparative linguistics or philology. I'm not really one for Psycholinguistics.
• Expand my knowledge of language, both programming and real. (ok, maybe this one is listed to the right ;))
• My short-term goal is to get a job for Circuit City sometime in March. Thank God I didn't do this! Barnes and Noble hoy!

Wikipedia Life

I've been using Wikipedia for a long time and I love the whole Wikipedian ideal. I've only recently started to contribute content, and that's majorly involving my own few interests...my biggest problem is I don't feel like I have the absolute knowledge of most topics that I can contribute anything significantly to a page. I hope to overcome this and contribute more to the community that provides so much information - I want to be a part of it directly.