This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to.
This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
I will make very silly mistakes, which if pointed out will be followed by a "d'oh!" -- please do point them out. Here's a helpful button to make that easier:
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