Hi, my name is Joe and I'm from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA. I'm a web developer/programmer.

Programming	Speech	Interweb
xhtml This user can write XHTML.	en-us-user64 Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.	This user contributes using Windows Vista Ultimate.
PHP This user can code PHP.	AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.	This user has his display resolution set to 1900×1200.
mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL.	BS-N This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.	This user finally quit playing World of Warcraft.
XML This user can write XML.	1337 7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
mircs This user is a mIRC scripter.	sar This user is obviously not sarcastic.