Mr. Methane

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Mr. Methane
Born
Paul Oldfield
Comedy career
Years active1991–present
MediumFarter
GenreSpeciality act

Paul Oldfield, better known by his stage name Mr. Methane, is a British flatulist who started performing in 1991.[1] He briefly retired in 2006, but restarted in mid-2007. He claims to be the only performing farter in the world.[2] He worked on the railways as a train driver. He took an early retirement after a train's brakes failed at Sheffield. After this incident, he focused on his flatulence performances.

Background

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According to When Will I Be Famous? (2003), a BBC book on British variety acts, Oldfield discovered his ability to fart on a whim at the age of 15 when practising yoga.[3] The next day, eager to share his newfound ability, he performed twenty rapid-fire farts in under a minute for a group of his friends.[3]

Oldfield is able to fart the notes of music in time and in tune.[4] He worked for a few years as a train driver, and his boss told him that he would probably "make more money breaking wind than driving trains", inspiring him to pursue comedy professionally. He began touring, selling merchandise, and performing on television. He appeared on The Footy Show in Australia, resulting in numerous complaints to Channel 9.[5]

In his autobiography, comic Frank Skinner talks about the time that Phil Spector, while receiving a lifetime music award, went into a rant live on Australian TV about a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron" that Skinner had sung with Mr. Methane on his BBC1 chat show. Spector said that Methane and Skinner had taken his work of art and desecrated it.[6]

In the 1990s, Mr. Methane produced a parody of the Phil Collins song "In the Air Tonight" titled "Curry In the Air Tonight." Tony Smith, Collins' business manager, refused to let Mr. Methane release his parody version, stating that, "This is a very serious song and we cannot see any reason for it to be taken so lightly." Letters between the two parties were reproduced on The Smoking Gun website.[7]

In 2009, Oldfield auditioned for Britain's Got Talent, where he announced his intention to "put the art into fart".[8]

See also

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References

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  1. ^ Pile, Stephen (27 June 1993). "Ride The Wild Wind (Review)". The Sunday Telegraph. London. p. 7.
  2. ^ Foster, Tim (31 January 2004). "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Pigman". Independent. Introduction by John Walsh. Archived from the original on 6 January 2008.
  3. ^ a b Kelner, Martin (23 July 2008). "The ace of trumps". The Guardian. Archived from the original on 17 March 2022. Retrieved 18 March 2022.
  4. ^ Bennett, Will (1 January 1994). "Mr Methane's tunes put the wind up insurers". The Independent. Archived from the original on 18 March 2022. Retrieved 18 March 2022.
  5. ^ "Master blaster returns". The Age. 20 March 2005. Retrieved 17 November 2025.
  6. ^ Frank Skinner by Frank Skinner (October 2001). Century. ISBN 0-7126-7927-8 / ISBN 978-0-7126-7927-5. Page 312.
  7. ^ "Mr. Methane, Deflated". The Smoking Gun. 1 July 2010. Retrieved 8 September 2018.
  8. ^ "Auditions 5: Mr Methane". itv.com. Archived from the original on 1 October 2011. Retrieved 21 August 2010.
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