| "Twisted Christian" | |
|---|---|
| South Park episode | |
| Episode no. | Season 28 Episode 1 |
| Directed by | Trey Parker |
| Written by | Trey Parker |
| Featured music | |
| Production code | 2801 |
| Original air date | October 15, 2025 |
"Twisted Christian" is the first episode of the twenty-eighth season of the American animated comedy television series South Park and the 334th episode of the series overall.
Plot
[edit]The children at South Park Elementary become obsessed with the 6-7 meme. Believing the meme to be associated with some kind of Satanic numerology, PC Principal calls a school assembly where he has Peter Thiel lecture the students about the Antichrist, only for Thiel to be interrupted by the children multiple times whenever he mentions the numbers six and seven in close proximity within his speech. Later, at home, Eric Cartman is unable to stop laughing at the meme, leading to him becoming hospitalized after a bout of projectile vomiting.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump and JD Vance continue to attempt to have Trump and Satan's butt baby aborted, with Vance conspiring with Thiel to prevent its birth. Thiel is given access to South Park Elementary's private data, and uses Palantir to surveil the students, ultimately noticing Cartman to be more obsessed with the 6-7 meme than the other children, and goes to his house to exorcise him. When this fails, Thiel tells Liane Cartman that he will have to take Eric to Washington, D.C., believing he may be the key to preventing the birth of the Antichrist.
Meanwhile, Jesus speaks with PC Principal, questioning whether he belongs at the school as its counselor. To cheer Jesus up, PC Principal sets him up on a date with a Christian woman at a Cheesecake Factory restaurant. Jesus initially rejects her, leading PC Principal to question Jesus' sexuality. After a second date where Jesus again excuses himself, PC Principal punches Jesus, causing the latter to dejectedly leave the restaurant. After some consideration outside, Jesus decides to return to the Cheesecake Factory and take the woman home, shaving his beard and cutting his robe into a tank top, embracing the modern Christian lifestyle.